Luigi: Hey Mario, it’s New Super Mario Bros, nothing’s changed from the original 2D games, but now it’s 3D, you still run, jump on enemies and save Princess Peach.
Mario: Luigi, this is ridiculous, it’s not that bad, the DS game was a decent game…
Luigi: But that’s not the end of it Mario, there’s also New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
Mario: So what has changed?
Luigi: Absolutely nothing, there’s new power ups like the propeller hat…some penguin suit…more levels…oh, there’s also multiplayer and you can play as Mario, Luigi, Toad and Toad.
Mario: Well, that sounds a bit similar, but it’s nice to have a version for the Wii…wait a minute, why two toads.
Luigi: Because changing the story will hurt sales.
Mario: Why should anyone care, as long as my ugly mug is on the cover, it’ll sell like hotcakes…
Luigi: And then there is New Super Mario Bros. 2 for the 3DS.
Mario: Again? So is there anything gamechanging.
Luigi: Do you call coin collecting gamechanging?
Mario: Not…really, besides, we do that all the time.
Luigi: But that’s the whole point of the game.
Mario: How can something we’ve been doing for 30 years be the whole point of the game?
Luigi: And then there’s New Super Mario Bros. U for the Wii U.
Mario: (sighs) So…anything cha…
Luigi: There’s a squirrel suit Mario and the game is in HD, it looks magnificent…err…there’s also multiplayer.
Mario: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT NINTENDO HAS BEEN MAKING THE SAME GAMES FOR 9 YEARS AND BARELY CHANGED ANYTHING???
Luigi: But it would hurt sales, in fact, they sold more than the 3D Mario games.
Mario: But…But…so is that it, are you sure we’re not getting a New Super Mario Bros. NX?
Luigi: I don’t know Mario, but we have Super Mario Maker, where we can make Mario levels.
Mario: Well that’s more like it; I look forward to make a level from Super Mario Bros. 2.
Luigi: Err…you can only make levels from Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World and New Super Mario Bros. U.
Mario: Oh, well maybe if people give Nintendo unlimited supply of funds, we may see level packs for other games.
Luigi: Only time will tell…hey, look Mario, it’s Sonic, and he’s crying, drinking pretty heavy too.
Mario: Hold on Luigi, I’ll go talk to him.
Mario: Hey, Sonic, what’s the matter? I know Boom wasn’t…the best thing ever but you have so much to live for.
Mario: Yeah, now come on in, get comfy, talk about life and play Sonic 4.
Luigi: Oh God Mario, I think Sonic just shot himself.
Mario: HAHAHA! Thank God for Nintendo
Every Gamer: And as for me, I feel like dying!
Happy April O’ Neal!!!