New Super Mario Bros. Series

Luigi: Hey Mario, it’s New Super Mario Bros, nothing’s changed from the original 2D games, but now it’s 3D, you still run, jump on enemies and save Princess Peach.

Mario: Luigi, this is ridiculous, it’s not that bad, the DS game was a decent game…

Luigi: But that’s not the end of it Mario, there’s also New Super Mario Bros. Wii.

Mario: So what has changed?

Luigi: Absolutely nothing, there’s new power ups like the propeller hat…some penguin suit…more levels…oh, there’s also multiplayer and you can play as Mario, Luigi, Toad and Toad.

Mario: Well, that sounds a bit similar, but it’s nice to have a version for the Wii…wait a minute, why two toads.

Luigi: Because changing the story will hurt sales.

Mario: Why should anyone care, as long as my ugly mug is on the cover, it’ll sell like hotcakes…

Luigi: And then there is New Super Mario Bros. 2 for the 3DS.

Mario: Again? So is there anything gamechanging.

Luigi: Do you call coin collecting gamechanging?

Mario: Not…really, besides, we do that all the time.

Luigi: But that’s the whole point of the game.

Mario: How can something we’ve been doing for 30 years be the whole point of the game?

Luigi: And then there’s New Super Mario Bros. U for the Wii U.

Mario: (sighs) So…anything cha…

Luigi: There’s a squirrel suit Mario and the game is in HD, it looks magnificent…err…there’s also multiplayer.


Luigi: But it would hurt sales, in fact, they sold more than the 3D Mario games.

Mario: But…But…so is that it, are you sure we’re not getting a New Super Mario Bros. NX?

Luigi: I don’t know Mario, but we have Super Mario Maker, where we can make Mario levels.

Mario: Well that’s more like it; I look forward to make a level from Super Mario Bros. 2.

Luigi: Err…you can only make levels from Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World and New Super Mario Bros. U.

Mario: Oh, well maybe if people give Nintendo unlimited supply of funds, we may see level packs for other games.

Luigi: Only time will tell…hey, look Mario, it’s Sonic, and he’s crying, drinking pretty heavy too.

Mario: Hold on Luigi, I’ll go talk to him.

Mario: Hey, Sonic, what’s the matter? I know Boom wasn’t…the best thing ever but you have so much to live for.

Sonic: R-Really!

Mario: Yeah, now come on in, get comfy, talk about life and play Sonic 4.



Luigi: Oh God Mario, I think Sonic just shot himself.

Mario: HAHAHA! Thank God for Nintendo

Every Gamer: And as for me, I feel like dying!

Happy April O’ Neal!!!


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