F-Zero Rated X for Sexually Fast

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F-ZeroXistoofastwaytoofastwatchasItrytoreviewagamewithallmydamaged
braincellscausethatswhathappenswhenyouplayatleastanhourofthisracinggame
thatblowsyourmindliterallythistournamentwasdiscontinuedbecauseitwaswaytoo
awesomebut
severalyearslatertheystoppedbeingwussysandbroughtitback
youhave30racerstakingpartincludingCaptainFalconcausewhydoyouneedto
knowanyoneelsethetrackswerecreatedbyM.C.Escheroncrackcocaineaswe
havearandomabundanceofhillsloopstunnelscorkscrewsandpipesgoingupanddownupsidedowninside
outintheskyontheskyblowingoutyourassitsuttermadnessanditsalovelyday
tocheatdeaththeexperienceplayingthesespeedytracksissoawesomeitsoneof
thebestracingexperienceseveryourbrainwillgoallovertheplaceas
thegamerunsatasmooth60fps1080pdriftingacrosstheroadsandbashcarsoff
theroadsfortheultimatebloodbathchooseupto26raceeswithcarsthathave
differentperformanceabilitiesbutyoucanadjustthebalanceofyourvehiclechangingyour
accelerationandspeedifyouwantmorebraincellstodieout

surethegraphicssuckassbutwhocareswhenthegameplayoutshinesthegraphics
itsabsolutelyshockingthatthenintendo64wascapableofsupersonicspeeds
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